Been a while for this blog! Over a year I think actually. But I thought it would be good to wipe the dust off it a bit, and really try to use and showcase it a bit more. With this, I will (finally) write my Best of 2021 list!
Honorable Mentions
15. Psycho Goreman – This is pretty much if you crossed The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy with E.T., along with some Cronenberg influence here and there. It’s ridiculous, gory, pretty stupid, but a hell of a good time. If you have Shudder, I highly recommend it.
14. No Time To Die – A good end to Craig’s Bond. While not as good as Casino Royale and Skyfall, it still gives us a worthwhile film that had the deck stacked against it. Constant delays, a need to “evolve” the character of Bond with a female writer, director changes, this was a recipe for disaster. But it somehow managed to be a well done action flick, with some great performances, and some great action. It could’ve been better though.
13. The Suicide Squad – While not an amazing film by any means, it’s certainly leaps and bounds ahead of its predecessor. While not all the humor works, Harley Quinn still exists, and Bloodsport is pretty much a shitty version of Deadshot, I still can’t help but commend its many aspects. I found the film increasingly enjoyable, and many characters to be enthralling, including King Shark, Polka Dot-Man, and especially Ratcatcher 2. James Gunn, ya might be a piece of shit, but you introduced the world Daniela Melchior. I will give you that. But you’re still a sick fuck.
12. Spider-Man: No Way Home – Another highly enjoyable flick. While most Marvel projects have been mediocre at best (with the only one worth my time being Loki), this one I genuinely liked. And it’s a movie featuring a version of the character I don’t even like very much. While it is littered with inconsistencies, plot holes, and continuity errors, I still found the film worked for me, because it was one of the few times nostalgia bait actually worked to develop the characters. Plus, the ending promised a better future, which I can’t help but be excited for (if they fucking get it right).
11. Godzilla vs Kong – A giant ape fighting a radioactive dinosaur. What’s not to like? Yea the human stuff can be ungodly boring at times (especially in the first half) but the second half manages to pick up and truly be a dumb, fun, worthwhile kaiju flick. I await the next installment in the Monsterverse eagerly.
Top Ten Films of 2021
10. The Green Knight – A great fantasy spin on the ages old story, Sir Gawain and the Green Knight. The performances are extremely well done, the fantasy of it is well executed, it mixes its tones quite well, and proved to be an enthralling epic. It’s slow at times, as well as having some weird artsy scenes here and there, but Lowery manages to take the source material and truly make it his own.
9. The Witcher: Nightmare of the Wolf – While not the most necessary thing in the world, I think this gives good insight on the world of The Witcher especially when season 2 has been somewhat lackluster in my eyes. So this gives me some good Witcher content. It’s extremely brutal, gory, and bloody, but it works for the purpose of the story. We see Witchers in a new light as apposed to the series, which was very intriguing. And we see Vesemir developing from star studded (douche-y) hero, to a proper leader. It’s also pretty short, and gets straight to the point. It’s a relatively simple story, and I very much enjoyed it. Plus, the animation is absolutely magnificent.
8. Ghostbusters: Afterlife – If there is anything that Spider-Man: No Way Home needed to pay attention to in terms of nostalgia bait but evolving the story, it is certainly this. It properly executes a story that will be beloved by old fans and new, uses the death of Harold Ramis in a proper, respectable and satisfying way, develops the story properly, and all the new characters (especially Phoebe) are memorable, likeable, and well rounded characters. If there is anything negative I have to say about it, is that it does follow the first film a bit too closely, and why the Ghostbusters broke up to be a bit off to me (as well as the scene itself being a giant exposition dump). But despite this, a well executed film I can’t help but love. Fuck you Paul Feig!
7. Once Upon A Time in Queens – Kinda cheating this one, but I couldn’t help but enjoy it. I have been a fan of the New York Mets for as long as I could remember. Even when I tried to embrace geekdom and leave sports behind me, I really couldn’t. Baseball will be in my DNA forever. With that, this documentary based on the rise of the New York Mets in the 1980s, to them winning the World Series in 1986, was nothing but enthralling. When my parents and I were watching it, we were only gonna watch one part, but ended up watching the entire documentary in one night. It was very well done, intriguing, informative, dramatic, well spoken, and one of the few documentaries I actually genuinely really liked, and thought was extremely well executed.
6. The Mitchells vs The Machines – A film that will undeniably tug at your heart strings, while also being cute, wholesome, genuinely funny, and has an engaging story. While the animation, at times, can be kinda ADHD with it jumping all over the place, having quick cuts, and not being able to stand still at certain points, it still wasn’t distracting enough to ruin the film. Plus, it does manage to take its time with smaller scenes and character driven scenes. So it manages to let the film breathe properly instead of just throwing a million things at you, constantly. As someone who is a weird outcast who wants to make movies, yea, this film spoke to me in a lot of different ways. It perfectly balances fun and emotion. Can’t help but commend it for that.
5. The Night House – This is one of two films that manages to execute its themes and story way better than Last Night in Soho could ever hope to achieve. As well as another film I will get into later. This is a story of a woman whose husband kills himself for no apparent reason. It’s her trying to come to grips with that while also showcasing something more sinister at work. This film properly executes its tension and atmosphere almost perfectly, while also showcasing a near pitch perfect performance from Rebecca Hall. What I also loved about this film, while it is a great substance over style film, it is still drenched in nightmarish style, that doesn’t get in the way of the story it’s try to tell. As well as the entire film being a metaphor for grief and depression. Having lost someone recently, the film manages to perfectly execute what someone feels when they do lose someone and all the different emotions you feel while processing grief. After finishing the film, everything kind of just became clear, and everything sort of… clicked into place for me. This is definitely one of those movies that gets better the more I think about it.
4. Nobody – The more ridiculous, fun, younger brother of the John Wick movies. It manages to keep the core of great action, but also manages to be its own thing. It’s a simple story of a man who has been in an ungodly boring place for too long, and a fateful robbery that changes everything. It’s not discount John Wick if that’s what you’re worried about. It’s a genuinely good, genuinely funny, and a genuinely engaging action film. It also has a fucking killer soundtrack.
3. Malignant – While The Night House manages to perfectly execute a substance over style movie better than Last Night in Soho, this executes a better style over substance movie. It is completely drenched in a nightmare-ish atmosphere and Giallo themes, while also not sacrificing a good plot at the center of it. James Wan manages to take all of the attributes of Giallo films (mainly Dario Argento with a bit of Mario Bava) and manages to reconstruct them into his own vision. It’s also kinda creepy in places, as well as being really enjoyable in the third act. A great film, a ton of fun, and if you like Giallo films, you will love this movie. But even despite this, it’s still a pretty damn great film that equally provides scares and an enjoyable tone.
2. Pig – Another movie that people thought would be a diet John Wick film but it ended up being so much better. Another great example of a film about grief and loss, but takes it in a more literal and story driven direction than The Night House. Nicolas Cage gives one of the best performances he’s ever given, the story is simple and to the point, but has a lot of depth for all the characters involved. It has a dreary and melancholic tone throughout, but I couldn’t help to find the beauty in it. Very well executed, and a mighty fine example of Nic Cage being a tremendous actor.
Finally for the number 1 “film” of the year:
1. Midnight Mass – I don’t care if this is cheating. It’s perfect. Go fucking watch it. Now. Yes, that is all I’m saying about Midnight Mass. Now go watch it you fucking pleb.